Smart head

A clever man who smart as hell

Oh John you smart head

by Sex vibe July 27, 2018

Old head

For someone to be an "old head" they would have to be born in years under the 2000s.

My uncle was born in 1996 so he is an old head.

by mr twinkleberry January 7, 2022

Bald Head Scoot

A person who gets on your nerves or usually associated with common slang.

man i can't stand that girl thats why she is a bald head scoot.

by Cheeko23 April 7, 2011

Crack Head

Tia

Tia is a crack head

by Zai247 July 17, 2019

Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

nappy-headed ho ho ho

A department-store Santa with a disgraceful hairdo-malfunction.

If "the Don" ever tries his hand at playing a Wally-World Father Christmas for da little kiddos, "Imus" be sure to check to see if dat nappy-headed ho ho ho has done anything to "tame" dat infamous "wild" hair of his!

by QuacksO March 29, 2019

Feisty Little Red Head

The name of a red head who loves to fight with anyone they meet but the only reason they do this is because they are deeply suicidal.

"You're such a feisty little Red Head"

by The Best Franko Ever May 17, 2017