hands off cocks and on socks

Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…

“Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”

by Scottis February 15, 2025

cock goddess

A female who all cocks are drawn to uncontrollably. Even without her prevocation.

She is the cock goddess every cock that sees her wants to fuck her

by Rexsixteen May 26, 2018

cock slurp

when a cock is all wet and raw and you suck it.

but its your own cock

dude I cock slurped
sick

by G-Bone27730 April 8, 2019

cock wife

1. any person who is made of cocks or who was born with or had extra cocks added surgically. 2. any woman who has all holes filled all the time. 3. an ignorant person.

jimmy:i just figured out my girlfriend was a cock wife. tommy: ewww what a whore

by greenday0398 November 2, 2008

Motor cock

The action of aggressively inserting your penile attachment into a said woman's no no area.

My dad really gave me a good motor cock last night

by Jonathon Vega June 21, 2019

Cock and mouth disorder

When you in need for a blowjob

‘My mate has cock and mouth disorder’

by Charz96 May 21, 2023

Cock Redirect

When a male is cock blocked. Then given a different female with which intercourse is/will be had.

A guy is working on girl #1. when girl #2 approaches him and throws a cock block. however girl #2 pulls a cock redirect and has guaranteed the male intercourse. regardless of how desirable she may be, If at all.

or

Dan: WTF why did you invite Stacy ? she's gonna cock block me all night ! I wanted to go after heather.

Jane: I don't know it just happened. Why do you care ? you'll get some from Stacy anyway.

Dan: yeah but I don't want any from her. You've successfully cock redirected me once again!

by BE_Rogue July 8, 2010