Man: “oh fuck yea, me and my gf did some cock cocaine last night”
Friend: “I-… what???”
Man: “Yeah, Cock Cocaine.”
Friend: “I’m not gonna ask.”
Friend: “I-… what???”
Man: “Yeah, Cock Cocaine.”
Friend: “I’m not gonna ask.”
by Demension March 17, 2024
Get the Cock Cocainemug. by Sparkiee July 27, 2022
Get the Floppy donkey cockmug. Whipping your penis out during sex and jabbing your partner in the face hard enough to make it feel like a punch.
She told me she likes kinky stuff last night so I whipped my dick out and cock punched her in the face.
by Nipplesandtoes May 30, 2017
Get the Cock Punchmug. a term given to mutley diesel fitters who enjoy more than their fair share of raw sausage. Are often seen passed out from a big night of raw sausage, evidence shown from sausage hanging out of their mouth and over their shirt.
by Micknq February 11, 2012
Get the cock rangermug. The inability to see past the dick that was thrown on you by a man who initiates an orgasm to the point of excusing all flaws, shitheadedness, and sarcastic remarks he makes.
Dude, dumb bitch has cock goggles after I owned that shit.
I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.
I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".
I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.
I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".
by Dr. Ima King, PhD May 7, 2022
Get the Cock gogglesmug. by slimegod+*1500 July 26, 2022
Get the jerkin’ your cockmug. 