If someone says to you “sex with dog” you much immediately respond with “dog with sex” or the other person must chop off your dick.
by anonymous March 9, 2021
Get the sex with dogmug. Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.
by anonymous June 28, 2022
Get the Washing the dogmug. “Yo what -the dog- doin?
by Some faggot on this website January 5, 2022
Get the The dogmug. When your aim is absolute trash
by Ironangel February 14, 2024
Get the dog cerealmug. A young man so full of hormones, horniness and desire he gets over 12 erections a day and is constantly trying to get with women. Like a male dog would chase a female dog in heat. Not to be confused with a manwhore, dog dick is more of a trait of a manwhore could have.
Z; "I think John is a manwhore he constantly just wants to have sex."
P: "He's still young and got that dog dick in him, he'll grow out of it."
P: "He's still young and got that dog dick in him, he'll grow out of it."
by PRIVATEBERRYLEMON October 22, 2023
Get the Dog dickmug. 
An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley
John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!
Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!
Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!
by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011
Get the The Dogs Were Barkingmug.