Sex

Sex

Sex

by Assant August 6, 2022

McFly sex

When you go to a reunion just to get laid

Mia: Frank, did you get McFly sex?
Frank: No
Mia: *Suspicious look*

by Buttlover68 February 6, 2024

Sex

Add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray you don't multiply

"Hey babe" " Yeah?" "Wanna do some math w/ me?" "Sure what type??" "Sex, it's just like math" :Does Mischevious Laugh: >:)

by poosay tight poosay clean January 13, 2023

sex

Awesome but i can’t do ot :(

Me: Omg, Sabine I cant believe your having sex with donovan!

sabine: Come! it’ll be so much fun with you!’

Me: sorry, bestie :(. I can’t. Post it on xvideos and urban dictionary, lemme get a bit of it!’

by innocent rebel June 2, 2022

Sex

Seriously.... you searched this up?!?! What are you like 12?

Just..... go masturbait or something instead

Sex is fun

by Maria Maria the April 29, 2021

Minnesota sex change

It's when a male is in a cold climate (like Minnesota) goes outside to pee and his penis retracts into his body, do to the cold.

Hey man I had to take a piss, but a Minnesota sex change stopped that from happening.

by Drewbiepoo February 13, 2021

Lesbian sex

Lesbian sex is when 2 woman have intercourse.

Hello, are you here to get wet on creep’s fake stories? well don’t I have just the thing for you, it’s called FUCKING OFF.
(Lesbian sex is when 2 woman have intercourse)
Lesbians are real people, they breathe and walk just like every other person on earth. They are not something to get wet on, back the fuck off. I have friends who get victimised for being a certain sexuality because of a shit stereotype. If you are going to get wet off this crap, please break your device and find a job, a real job instead of thinking that lesbians are people you can crush under your feet for being lgbtq.

Yours sincerely,

Your friendly neighbourhood asexual.

by Ahumanforhumanrights January 24, 2025