Cock

An amazing pleasurable stick that everyone needs to have

I want that cock shoved up my ass

by TDS4826275726 May 8, 2017

Cock Judder

The intent to bring a man to ejaculation by implementing the act of rapid, uninterrupted mechanical hand motion.

Also, known as the unintentional movement's of the penis after ejaculation.

I gave this chick $25 for a Cock Judder the other day, It felt nice.

Yo dude, I just banged this chick and I've got the Cock Judders.

by RSMP May 2, 2022

cock ah shit

making sure your cock is down when you take a shit

I have to a shit with a hardon on the toilet so I say cock ah shit .lol

by hurtssooogoood November 6, 2017

Maryland Cock Sucker

When a woman (*or man if you’re into that shit*) puts raw crabmeat and old bay on their lovers cock then gives him a blowjob while moisturizing his cock with said crabmeat and old bay until he cums.

Man: Did you hear? Bobbie’s Wife made him a Maryland Cock Sucker

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

hands off cocks and on socks

Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…

“Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”

by Scottis February 15, 2025

Cock Pit Parking

Parking your penis in a vagina before, during, or after sex. It does not move while "Cock Pit Parking".

I enjoy cock pit parking in her box after banging it all night.

by AbileneDickHead January 24, 2014

hoppy cock

guy having a little too much fun in bed

wow I'm having a hoppy cock right now

by canbobbegay March 28, 2024