Crème Dog

When your friend cums inside someone and needs a refill so you put your tips together and cum in his shaft.

Yo man, my balls are empty. Can you please help me out with the Crème Dog method?

by CarbonCrow June 29, 2025

The Dog Gambler

A Dog who gambles. How Original. Your friends went to a local casino and sees a table full of dogs betting there fossils to win them all. It's a late night and the biggest better of them all was the dog. They were playing all sort of Gambling games but in dog rules just to keep it in balance with them all. Performing the Best dog who gambles and never lost to another dog even a cat for that sake, but that's just a rumor

Dog: Woof.
The Dog Translator: ALL YOUR BONES???
Dog: Woof (yessir)
The Person outside: That's the dog gambler!!! GUYS LOOK IT'S HIM THE DOG WHO GAMBLES MY LIFE SAVINGS 😭😭😭😭😭

by Silly man in a suit hit-man. July 2, 2025

Human Hot Dog

When you smother the length of someone's bare arm in alternating sinusoidal waves of ketchup and mustard and someone licks it off.

Ew, gross! They made Sienna into a human hot dog and made Ava lick it off!

by Mehisma Mungus July 7, 2025

Dog Water

the water that comes out of or is made from a dog

what the fuck is dog water bullshit?!

by The Phrasemint July 8, 2025

Dog Water

The water that comes out of or is made from a dog; dog piss, dog broth

That was fucking dog water!

WTF was that dog water bullshit?

by The Phrasemint July 8, 2025

Dog shit

A lot of money,having funds ,currency

This dog shit on the floor

by Aimbot223 July 10, 2025

Pan-Asian Hot Dog

This legendary dog was conceived by three humans in a magical place called Brunswick, MD in June 2025.

It's a hot dog composed of a Taiwanese bao bun, Asian slaw, a spicy beef hot dog, yum yum sauce, and pork floss.

Guaranteed to win any competition it enters.

Danny: "Damn, did you try one of dem Pan-Asian Hot Dogs?"
Sebastian: "Nah, bruv. Should I?"
Danny: "Only if you like delicious food."

by cgdow July 11, 2025