when you get an erection from doing something epic or doing something that requires bad-mother-fucker-ness
by mothafucka-jones March 21, 2012
The phenomena of your penis accidentally falling out of your boxers through the front opening of your boxers.
I was walking around in my house when I noticed part of my penis felt cooler than the rest. Silly me, I didn't buy the boxers with the button in the front. I had a boner blooper.
by mmolloy41 September 19, 2010
by Babydoll75 March 05, 2019
An object or act of a person that totally unarouses a guy. Someone or something that kills the mood. Something that makes you anti-horny. cockblock buzzkill
Rad: Hey, check out these hot girls on the computer.
K-Dogg: **walks by with buttcrack showing**
Rad: Aw come on dude, you're a boner-be-gone.
K-Dogg: **walks by with buttcrack showing**
Rad: Aw come on dude, you're a boner-be-gone.
by Raditude December 08, 2008
by Dedd Sex-E June 28, 2009
The opposite of a boner. When you are really cold/turned off, your dong will scrunch up so tight that it gets stiff.
by Tomanton January 31, 2006
When a man is blinded by the fact he might be able to have sex with a girl and convinces himself she is hot when she is obviously not.
by Kirk_ February 11, 2006