win-win situation

Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.
Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
by QuacksO January 20, 2023
mugGet the win-win situationmug.

win up to five times

Or LOSE up to ALL times!
If you buy five of the scratch-off tickets that say, "Win up to five times", it very likely will refer to how many times the STATE will win, since you were idiotic enough to spend the money on those five tickets and probably not win anything yourself.
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
mugGet the win up to five timesmug.

win machine

A character in a story, TV show, movie, etc. that only grows stronger as circumstances get harder so there is never any real chance of losing
The Hulk never loses, he is a win machine, he just gets stronger the angrier he gets until he wins.
by Mushroomtattoo May 29, 2018
mugGet the win machinemug.

Nah I’d win

Gojo: nah I’d win
Also gojo: dies
by SGWonYt August 21, 2025
mugGet the Nah I’d winmug.

must win

They better f-in win today!!
Can’t believe we’re in a “must win situation
by Rev. Blood Green 🌳🦅💚 October 28, 2018
mugGet the must winmug.

EPIC WIN?

THOMAS NO STOP MOLESTING THE CHILDREN WITH A TOY TRAIN. EPIC WIN?
mugGet the EPIC WIN?mug.

Winning

What Charlie Sheen does.
by mr.brownsstone March 24, 2011
mugGet the Winningmug.

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