Woke

1. (adjective) Well-informed, up-to-date; alert to racial or social discrimination and injustice.
2. (noun) A deceptive and divisive method of conformist fascism disguised in platitudes of anti-racism, egalitarianism, and "do-gooder" ethic.
3. (adjective) Having the obedient qualities of a person who enjoys bending over to said societal pressures as described in definition 2

I used to love donating to them too, but then I woke up.
The company's founder must be rolling in his grave, with that new "woke" image.
I don't spend Thanksgiving with my relatives, they're too obnoxiously woke.

by as_ballin_as_possible December 19, 2023

Woke

Adjective: Catch-all word used by Cultural Conservatives as a substitute slur word.

Instead of calling a person a slur because it's no longer acceptable you would call them "woke". Example: I thinks "Woke" Space Lasers started all the fires in California.

by Guy Fawks January 13, 2023

woke

the ironic state of being so hopelessly indoctrinated by the mainstream PC culture of being aggressively anti-establishment, individualistic, tolerant, and overtly aware of every marginalized social demographic that you march in lockstep with the establishment that promotes these false virtues by encouraging you to shed any remnant of individual thought or expression that does not align with the establishment's prescribed virtues, refuse to tolerate any deviation from those virtues in yourself or others, and marginalize others by reducing everyone to nothing more than a collection of immutable traits such as race, gender, and sexual orientation.

Hey! Did you see Marla's new frog/froggy pronouns? Frog identifies as frog after frog saw a 60 minutes exposé about gay, black, female republicans having internalized racist, misogynist tendencies because all gays, blacks, and women are supposed to be democrats. Frog then realized that as a white person frog wasn't oppressed enough to have a valid point of view which made frog sad and want a bath. Then frog realized frog like being in water as much as frog liked being out of the water just like a frog, so frog must be frog! Afterwards, Frog got a promotion at work for being so woke!

by soultrip September 26, 2022

woke ‘n’ toke

When you’re woke and smoke herb.

Bobo, I could go for a good woke ‘n’ toke with some deep conversations and cosmic philosophies.

by HumaneAnimal June 3, 2018

Woke

1) noun. a secular religion marked by blank-slatism and a hierarchy of purity defined by race, gender, and sexuality and heavily tied to victimhood.

the unwritten dogma asserts that nature has no bearing on the individual and nurture is the absolute determining factor on who an individual becomes, and thus asserts that any difference in outcomes is due to systematic structures of the environment and otherwise all humans are 100% equal in cognitive ability, behavior and temperament.

2) adjective. any person, media, or institution that pushes the ideals of the woke religion.

hollywood just makes woke movies these days because hollywood and everyone working there is woke.

by remmmmy December 11, 2025

Woke

Word That Comes Of Waking Up From Sleep.

Bob : So like, i just woke up this morning

by Ddd14 May 11, 2024

New Woke

Somebody who swears on their life they are "anti-woke" while embodying the negative aspects of unreasonable identity politics that being "woke" is so often characterized by. Often characterized by strong sensitive reactions while claiming that anyone who disagrees with them is being "overly sensitive".

White Lives Matter is just identity politics--call that the New Woke.

by KJaydeB May 26, 2025