tommy is a character from an anime who is always rejected by women. in one part of the show he goes to Colombia and the running gag is that he is now surrounded by women as they all love him.
by thefbdhej April 4, 2023
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Person: what was the name of that Star Wars character?
Person 2: ask Tommy.
Person: he’s gaming, I won’t interrupt him.
Person 2: ask Tommy.
Person: he’s gaming, I won’t interrupt him.
by Darth Maul Drip April 11, 2023
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oh that man is so fucked up, definitely a Tommy mcock
a man who gets sent to death sentence for masturbating on ancient historians who like to eat restickles made up from testicular cromazones from an art form of majestic penis.
a man who gets sent to death sentence for masturbating on ancient historians who like to eat restickles made up from testicular cromazones from an art form of majestic penis.
by Bighonkjonk May 13, 2023
Get the Tommy mcock mug.Usually very handsome very mexican associated with some great men like Jesus, Adolf, putin the leader of russia, the leader of Isreal, vector, Batman, Christian bale, dababy, Johnny sins, Peter Parker, chico, Remy (cus he onb cooks), Rasputin. Usually not very good looking but he's a comedian so shi goes good wit the girls known to have the pete davidson effect he pulls occasionally mostly older girls friends wit patrizio steals cars frome harmons and Macy's and target and at Walmart only once... twice actually a formula 1 car and a rc car from fast and furious works out not very often and eats beans.
Young Civil teen- "yo its being dragged across the room"
Batman himself- "well ofc it's Tommy"
Young Civil teen- "but how can it be so long its almost 19 inches"
"Yo who's that kid that walking around with it swinging around"
Tommy's good friend Nicolas Cage- " that's my boy Tommy he's known to have the biggest of all time very sexy guy tbh no gay shi"
Batman himself- "well ofc it's Tommy"
Young Civil teen- "but how can it be so long its almost 19 inches"
"Yo who's that kid that walking around with it swinging around"
Tommy's good friend Nicolas Cage- " that's my boy Tommy he's known to have the biggest of all time very sexy guy tbh no gay shi"
by Big man tommy November 23, 2023
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by Disgurl0805 November 24, 2023
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by Disgurl0805 November 25, 2023
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by sigma ohio November 28, 2023
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