Baby Shark

When you eat out a woman after she gets an abortion. Often an act of regret and lust. Quite a confusing time for all parties involved.

My baby momma just used a coat hanger up that shit, honestly so proud I'm bout to baby shark that pussy.

by BabysharkMat November 8, 2021

Hair shark

Someone who scouts for attractive people with bad haircuts so when the hair grows back and they are attractive again, they will already be there.

Girl A: “Did you see Marks new haircut? Its so bad! He was so much hotter before!”
Girl B: “Apparently Genna is trying to swoop!”
Girl A: “Of course she is. Shes a hair shark. Genius move actually!”

by Greanbeen January 18, 2020

Gravel Shark

Medium to large piece(s) of sharp rock protruding through the surface of a gravel road. When viewed, look somewhat similar to seeing a shark's fin moving through the surface of water.

I hit a Gravel shark while driving and had to go and get my flat tire fixed at the tire shop.

by redsky_304 June 7, 2009

carpet shark

A horrible cat which likes to launch sneak attacks upon the feet and ankles of unsuspecting humans.

OUCH! That blasted CARPET SHARK!!!

by Ron Smackwalter August 10, 2007

Land Shark

One who viciously pursues female prey without fail at any cost.

Fred is the biggest Land Shark I've ever known, look at that tramp he's leaving with!

by Akilldema July 11, 2006

butt shark

Gay, especialy in the cruising, predatory sense

Don't send your little bro for the stuff, the dude is a hard core butt shark!

by Yousseff March 30, 2008

shark bait

1)the journeyman stage of the shovelman union
2)one who has at one time in life had a hand of blue
4)one who is known to frequent the local car wash hoping to see his deadbeat pal and get a free wash.

1)hey lets make that neckbone over there dig us a hole! No way man have shark bait do it.
2)Hey you damn kids stop shark baiting my car wash.

by notorious 007 July 16, 2004