ThickNasty

A bear-woman who suffers from Bigorexia and has a batman type walk in closet with thousands of yoga tank tops and sweatpants. She will often appear to be bearing her teeth in a "dog-growl" face, but do not take offense, as this is how she smells her surroundings prior to opening her mouth and slobber-speaking something offensive and yet still self-promoting. A "Thick Nasty" can always be heard when on the move as they pound their poor lower extremities into the ground beneath them as if they were drilling for bacon flavored oil. It is not yet known what the breeding schedule of "Thick Nasty" is, but if you find yourself within proximity to one when she does, it is safest to distance you and your loved ones as building foundations have been known to give out and collapse. Do not feed a "Thick Nasty" if you see one in the wild (Everett, MA) , her penchant for sweet treats will most likely translate into a uncomfortable conversation that may or may not result in your seeing the explosive death of several over dried articles of yoga clothing.

ThickNasty: "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh uuuuugh"
Human Man: "Hey there, could I offer you a refreshing Orangina and an Apple?"
ThickNasty: "Do you like my thexy body??"
Human Man: " Oh no! excuse me, I thought you were something else....let me just keep on walking on ov..."
ThickNasty: "AAAAAAAARGH I axxed you if you lake ma thexy body"
Human Man: "Jesus Christ, Everett Mass sucks....."

by Johnny Fat Gurlz September 1, 2013

thicka

A thousand dollars

I need a thicka so I can buy this bitch some clothes

by traphouse April 1, 2015

thicket

A supreme scrub or person who demonstrates a excessive amount of scrubbyness. Typically a person who is not majestic in any way. However, not all scrubs are thickets, as scrubs can be fabulous.

Justin was being such a thicket today.

by HispanicAtTheDiscoh May 21, 2015

Thick Pencil

A fat girl who has no curves but is still to big to wrap your arms around

"Hey man did you see Sam at the party last night?"
"Yeah dude she's a total Thick Pencil"
"Haha Ew"

by BonnabelShade October 13, 2016

Thick thigh hoe

A hoe with a bangin body.

Dammmmm, look at that thick thigh hoe.

by CSEL September 7, 2016

thick rick

A pudgy male child

You see that kid on the playground that could slide down the slide? Yeah he was a thick Rick

by Amber lufcy July 7, 2016

thick cartridge

A woman of thick stature with little to no curves, shaped of the same thickness from top to bottom, like a cartridge

Tim Bradley's wife is a thick cartridge.

by Jaydubsuperstar June 16, 2016