read theory depression

When you get read theory homework and you feel so upset that you want to kill yourself and smash your computer.

boy 1: Have you done the read theory?
Boy2: Nah man I smashed my computer because I got diagnosed with read theory depression.

by anonymous February 2, 2021

The Henry Resool Theory

The Henry Resool Index is a measure of how susceptible individuals are to believing their own false reality or truth to the point of delusion. A death of a relative could lead to a situation where an individual expresses these mannerisms - they may begin to replace the loss of their loved one by undergoing drastic changes in behaviour seen in conditions like BPD, for example consuming large amounts of alcohol or suddenly becoming sexually active to a destructive point in an effort to numb the pain of loss experienced. Their internal thought processes would be generally fueled by denial of the situation at hand as the sudden shock could be too much to bare on the mind, individuals most susceptible to the henry resool effect range from aged 13+.

The henry resool theory explains why my father has tricked himself into believing he makes rational life decisions whereas in reality his life is chaos.

by Psycho analysis February 11, 2021

The Theory Of Contagious Communism

The theory that communism has the ability to transmit through human contact. This theory was created by a young man called Bing Ahen.

The Theory of contagious communism is basically commiting Soviet Union

by Thisisapseudoname March 24, 2021

Ryan Pethick Theory

The Ryan Pethick Theory is an answer to the paradox of quantum superposition better known as "Schrödinger's cat". This theory states the second that the cat (or any other thing) becomes non-observable, it is dead. This theory is based on the not so logical logic that it is much easier to just assume that it's instantaneously dead. You don't have to worry about him, care about him, remember to send a text on his birthday. Basically everything is easier with the assumption that they are dead.

Friend of Ryan #1: "Ryan isn't dead guys he just goes to a different school"
Other Friends of Ryan: "Shut the fuck up... Ryan Pethick Theory."

by Mustela November 26, 2022

The Boy's Sock Theory

If you have socks on and you say something gay, you are cleansed of your gay sins and protected but if either your socks are wet or you don't have socks on, you are not cleansed from your gay sins and not protected.

Friend #1 - Hey bro, you looking cute and thicc today.

Friend #2 - Whoa, do you got your socks on?

Friend #1 - Of course I do.

Friend #2 - Are they wet?

Friend #1 - No, they are completely dry.

Friend #2 - Oh, well thanks for the compliment bro.

Friend #1 - Why would it matter if my socks were on or if they were wet?

Friend #2 - It's because of The Boy's Sock Theory. I just want to make sure your weren't lacking.

by PumpAction January 7, 2022

Inferior Female Theory

A derivative of Evolutionary Masculinity Theory. This theory posits that independent, strong women submit to men, who they are more or less oppressing, by accepting the male's sexualized submissive world view, at which point these independent, strong women are living in the image of a male's world outlook as referenced by the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory.

"Did you hear about Khara who is cuckolding her unwilling, disabled, veteran husband deployed in an active warzone? She thinks it's so sexually empowering, but little does she know she is actually validating Inferior Female Theory because he has sexualized his position, thus assuming the dominant role from the bottom and she has submitted to her fate."

by zeezer43 July 17, 2021

Charles Brisbane Theory

The Charles Brisbane theory follows that of the odd functions in that the sum of two odd functions are odd. His theory denotes that having two odd parents infers that you are inevitably odd.

Anton is odd, thus both his parents are odd as stated by the Charles Brisbane Theory.

by WordsMan007 June 14, 2021