WIND BLOWING

Having a proximity criminal from the offending party of past pick up in a way of subtle stalking.

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by NEW BISEXUALITY April 19, 2021

Dookie Wind

The forceful poont right before a dookie

“I need to get to the bathroom before I let out anymore dookie wind”.

by Red shrimp May 1, 2021

Whispering Wind

When you deem someone the scum of the internet. So you go undercover, befriend that person in real life, and one night while the troll is sleeping, you slowly crouch over their face, spread your ass cheeks, and quietly fart into the eyes of the beast. Causing an infection, permanent blindness, and the eventual removal of their eyeballs. Effectively ending the reign of terror on the internet.

Bro, I found GamerNerd246 the other day and gave him the whispering wind. He won't be bothering you anymore.

by Pregnasty May 2, 2021

Winding

When you jerk off to someone or with someone in a voice chat

Chris was Winding after reading the smut novel

by Fanitypis November 22, 2024

Baltimore Wind Tunnel

The act in which a Girl/Old woman sits on their partners face and queefs down the recievers throat. These acts usually make the recievers breath smell like a fish market afterwards.

Oh Honey, I gave this Nice young man a Baltimore wind Tunnel a couple days ago. He cant get the taste of salmon out of his mouth.

by Beekay104 December 2, 2024

Alabama wind tunnel

The act of scissoring buttholes together, one partner farts, the other partner sucks it in.

I invited my cousin Jenny over and we scissored for the first time. She came too fast so I clinched my butthole against hers and farted. To my surprise, she rectally inhaled.

We scissored buttholes together, I farted into hers and she sucked it right in. It gave me an Alabama wind tunnel.

by Wanna bang44 December 9, 2024

Meerkats in the wind

A group of boys who simultaneously turn their heads at the sound of a loud exhaust. Seen in groups of six these meerkats divert their attention from Clash Royale to Cars instead.

"We're like meerkats in the wind the way we look at that VL turbo" - Logan Martin

by Village Chief August 19, 2025