A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.
by tackonator March 02, 2012
The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 24, 2021
Refers to any meeting between two or more people that takes place after they have all partaken of voluminous quantities of baked beans or spiced cabbage, resulting in a comparably voluminous quantity of drawn-out butt-trumpet rasps.
"July is National baked bean Month" Pppppppp-rrrrrttttt. "Excuse me." Google "baked beans speech" for the entire hilarious long-winded discussion.
by QuacksO February 01, 2017
by Man U for life March 24, 2024
When you’re in the bathtub, Butthole to Butthole and you fart into each other’s butts creating a wind tunnel
by Princessskinwalker June 11, 2022
by qball da blumpkin king September 21, 2019
by Loberson December 03, 2023