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Dirty Vampire

It’s when on ur birthday u stay locked in ur room and watch bratty sis Emily Willis and just jack off for the whole 24 hours or a week in the dark no sunlight just jerking
Bro I pulled a dirty vampire on my bday yester day and I’m really sore
by Bigger cock man May 13, 2022
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Vampire tea

An used tampon that, when put into boiling water, makes it bloody, terefore making it good source of food for vampires
A: You really prefer vampires over werewolfs? Are you insane? Werewolfs are fluffy, soft and hot and don't need to harm you to survive.

B: But vampires are handsome.

A: They are gross! Havn't you hear of vampire tea?!?!?!
by Opso Opos April 26, 2021
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The boy looks at picture of a sexy vampire chick with her boobs out and having his imagination and stroking himself while he feels the stimulation in is penis. As soon as he Ejaculates, he has finished feeling the power of the sexy Vampire Chick.
Masturbating Pictures of a Hot Vampire Chick with at least a pair of her boobs out with no shame in her. Power with a feeling of Virtual Vampire Chick
by LonelyVampire July 9, 2019
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Toad vampire

A toad vampire is a person who is likely to be swearing at girls using the phrase ''shut the fuck up'' considering himself a king and the king of games in which makes him the loser of all games and low self of steem mostly a man with a small doodle , smaller then all the other boys who have been inside of puchero and dumped a bag of dumb nuts off and left her selfless and recklessly in danger of people around her
Girl : Did you see that guy the other night trying to hit on that girl and got shut down cause she could tell he had something wrong with him , so the guy and his autistic friend decided to play games which was very out of fashion for Nike shoes at the time in his psychedelic form of retardation.

Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019
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Vampire-o-saurus

A vampire dinosaur (of any type of dinosaur).
The mad scientist turned a T-Rex into a vampire-o-saurus.
by Sparkle200 November 6, 2023
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Energy Vampire

Yeah, yeah. I've heard it all before. Fuck you too you fucking solipsist. Isn't it funny how people who surround themselves with sycophants and people on the payroll are always the self-appointed arbiters morality? Self appointed arbiters of good people and bad people but they're fucking solipsistic to the core. Like the role of other people in life is to be pleasant to they can "live their best life"
Hym "Yup, it's the energy vampires. Not the fucking solipsists who think they're fucking better than you. 'WhY aRe YoU tRyInG tO ComPeTe WiTh Me!? I'm JuSt TrYiNg To LiVe My LiTtLe SoLiPsItIc LiFe WiThOuT hAvInG tO fEeL bAd!' Can't ever be you, can it? Can't be you who is the piece of shit, can it? It's always somebody else. It's not the people trying to abscond other the solution to A.I. Not the people imposing schizophrenia. You don't ever have to do anything. It wouldn't ever be you 'BeCaUsE yOuR bEhAvIoR.' You're trash. Absolute garbo."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2024
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Vampire Bag

You're being such a little bitch. Must be that time of the month. Check your Vampire Bag
by Al Cocksucker Swearengen February 26, 2019
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