Germantown Steamer

When you’ve been drinking and downing sausages and sauerkraut at Oktoberfest, drop throw right where you are and lay pipe, all without putting down your beer.

The dude at Gabe 6 just dropped a Germantown steamer.

by Capt Courageous September 10, 2018

The Covel Steamer

Shitting in a potential romantic partner (usually a 'lady-boy' from the Bangkok variety) and then proceeding to orally consume and digest the excrement while blowing a whistle and Tyrene helicoptering. Only once the final Tyrene revolution and whistle blow is completed have you partaken in a Covel Steamer.

The Covel Steamer is defined, by Ivan Covel Steamering a Bangkok lady-boy.

by The Steamer Legend February 3, 2024

Steamy Steamer

When ur homie passes out and u pull down his pants and suck his dick

Brendon is technically gay bro. At Alex's last week Brendon passed out and Vince pulled a Steamy Steamer

by Juice Wrld's ghost March 7, 2020

Soft Steamer

The warmest and slimiest dog shit that sticks to the grass

“My dog just left a Soft Steamer on the lawn and I can’t pick it up

by CuppaDoe July 17, 2024

fuser steamer

The act of needing someone to take a shit on your chest in order to be able to function (i.e. at work). Very similar outcome to the Cleveland or Boston Steamers, but the fuser steam enables those afflicted with it to perform at their given tasks; without it, they feel otherwise incapable of functioning.

Can be likened to an OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) affliction, resulting in the afflicted being somewhat addicted to the task.

"Dude, I can't get any work done until a get a Fuser Steamer... just doesn't feel right without one"

by Dr. EAD October 1, 2012

Cebu Steamer

Exactly like a Cleveland Steamer but it's lumpia.

I tried to give my girlfriend a Cebu Steamer, but I can't get the texture right.

by LateToTheNameGame March 21, 2019

clam steamer

A person or thing which a woman finds arousing or otherwise sexually appealing.

"Woah, that guy's a real clam steamer!"
"Mmm, she's really steaming my clam..."

by KevBakesClams May 13, 2015