bud horne

A very influential person who is obsessed with spoonerisms and puro pinches.

Cherry Mistmas, puro pinche Bud Horne!

by Mrs. Horne December 20, 2020

you don't have to yank it two horns

you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's

My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns

by taylor hook December 14, 2013

Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop

Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.

The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

The Horn Dog Drill

A Football Drill or game that involves three players huddling together into a circle, pulling out their dicks, rubbing it on the turf grass, and tries to cum on a Football. The person who cums on the football last has to run up and down the field with the football with cum on it up their ass.

Last week My football coach made me and two teammates do The Horn Dog Drill.

by Mr. Dinklenut April 27, 2025

Horn-Dog

Someone who doesn’t care about friendships and dates their friends love interest because they’re horny.

I can’t believe Pablo talked to the girl you liked even though you told him not to, he’s such a Horn-Dog.

by Cheech LLC February 6, 2020

unicorn shoe horn

When a person straps a dildo to their head and shoves it up someone's ass.

She pissed him off and got the unicorn shoe horn.

by Theunicorner January 31, 2017

HORN IN

HORN IN (ON) definition: Someone sees a horny couple getting frisky, and attempts to join them.

I saw a couple of butterflies just minding their business, doing their thing, but this 3rd wheel kept trying to horn in.

by wiscsuzski June 27, 2025