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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

nipple grease

Leakage that comes from a nipple, typically when happy or aroused.
¨When she bounced on my dick I got nipple grease everywhere ¨
by Nipple_Grease April 13, 2017
mugGet the nipple greasemug.

dr grease

by lynnknight May 10, 2023
mugGet the dr greasemug.

Greased Egg grip

When you're shooting a handgun, you want to hold firmly enough that you hold on to the gun but not so that you're doing a Darth Vader death grip: "Greased Egg Grip". Hold it firmly enough it doesn't fly out of your hand but not so tight as to crack the egg and get it all over your shoes.
Man.. I can shoot my Beretta comfortably all day long with this Greased Egg grip without my Arthritis kicking in.. whoever thought of it was a genius!
by SRG720 January 27, 2012
mugGet the Greased Egg gripmug.

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

Chip grease

A racist slur used against African Americans. The reference dates back to slavery. Famously quoted by an 18th century save owner referred to as only "Ian"
Make sure t avoid the urban areas, theyre crawling with chip grease.
by Purple raven November 15, 2023
mugGet the Chip greasemug.

grease

juh goin stupid in ha shii

str8 poundin her shii goin crazy
ayo did u grease dat bih?

hell yuh i been greased dat bih
by kjeeezyyy November 19, 2021
mugGet the greasemug.

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