Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.
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by Johnno2302 January 22, 2009
Get the Bullshit fun mug.A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.
Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
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Get the Bullshit mug.When a main character doesn't die when they clearly should have or would have if they weren't a main character.
by oldschoolshenanigans October 5, 2022
Get the Main Character Bullshit mug.Also known as BAU. An ambiguous catchphrase commonly used in the corporate environment assigning importance to one's otherwise non-busy or lazy day.
Known to some people as 'business as usual', however this naming is factually incorrect, as it is only a product of an unspoken consensus so that workers have an exit route explanation available for their lazy-ass days during daily stand-ups.
Existence of this phrase is a living proof of suboptimally performing, bull-shit tolerating status quo cultures in some corporations.
Known to some people as 'business as usual', however this naming is factually incorrect, as it is only a product of an unspoken consensus so that workers have an exit route explanation available for their lazy-ass days during daily stand-ups.
Existence of this phrase is a living proof of suboptimally performing, bull-shit tolerating status quo cultures in some corporations.
A: So what is your agenda for today?
B: You know, just business as usual...
A: *cough* Bullshit as usual. *cough*
(Deep inside we all know you're just bullshitting your way through the day, Karen!)
B: You know, just business as usual...
A: *cough* Bullshit as usual. *cough*
(Deep inside we all know you're just bullshitting your way through the day, Karen!)
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