A type of walk that cocky douchebags that think they are cool and hot stuff always do. The movement of the cool walk is almost indescribable and may variate from doucheturd to doucheturd, but it is easily recognizable; if you saw it you would know it.
The key to the cool walk is that they are self-conscious about it. They purposely do it as a way to show how cool they are, but they don't recognize that it makes them look like a douchehole.
The key to the cool walk is that they are self-conscious about it. They purposely do it as a way to show how cool they are, but they don't recognize that it makes them look like a douchehole.
Doucheface walking down the hallway, obviously doing a cool walk: Shit dude, did you do that study guide? Shit. Fuck. I need to do it. Fuck.
Kid looking at this scene: I'm embarrassed to just look at this douchefuck.
Kid looking at this scene: I'm embarrassed to just look at this douchefuck.
by NJBoyy January 31, 2009
Get the Cool walkmug. Performing a moon-walk movement with the index and middle finger on a lucky girl's lady bits. Bonus points if done whilst listening to Michael Jackson.
I'm a real smooth criminal, I always give my girl a little poon walk before slipping in my quincy jones.
by fapple July 26, 2010
Get the Poon Walkmug. When you cross a street with lots of incoming traffic, you will walk parallel to the flow of traffic and in a direction opposite to it. Then, when you see an opening, you will turn and dash through the other side anticipating (hopefully) the incoming vehichles. Seen from above, your trajectory takes the shape of the letter J, hence the expression "Jay walking."
by Antidogma April 2, 2011
Get the Jay walkingmug. by ReySkywalker April 12, 2016
Get the Thot walkmug. by Tila January 4, 2008
Get the walk on gravelmug. Any person under the age of 35 who is either (A) married, (B) engaged, or (C) is a parent. They move around society, imitating the motions of the living... but--come on, we all know--they're The Walking Dead.
Any member of such class that becomes a personal friend is upgraded to the category of "Zombie Pal"
Any member of such class that becomes a personal friend is upgraded to the category of "Zombie Pal"
Old Friend #1: It's so good to reconnect with everybody from high school. What ever happened to Kyle?
Old Friend #2: Man... you didn't hear? He's married with two kids.
Old Friend #1: ...oh, no. The Walking Dead, huh? Rest in peace, Kyle
Old Friend #2: Man... you didn't hear? He's married with two kids.
Old Friend #1: ...oh, no. The Walking Dead, huh? Rest in peace, Kyle
by D. Sanchez III November 21, 2014
Get the The Walking Deadmug. A hip action that consists of traveling atop an inflatable ball in a "walking" motion. Made famous by n'sync's appearance on 'The Simpsons'.
Everybody ball-walk!
by Shuffle October 28, 2003
Get the ball-walkmug.