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liam parker

An awesome person who plays hockey. Every body likes him and he is the coolest in the school and has the best collection of hockey cards. He is super funny and everybody wants to hang out with him.
by insaneinsaneinsane November 18, 2020
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Brant parker

Pretty good penis but couldn’t fuck his way out of a paper bag. Can’t read or write but will spend his evenings playing cod with the boys. If you ever get a Brant release him back into the wild before he finger pops your dad and takes all his beer
Brant parker couldn’t find the clit if I drew him a map
by Dlyons January 7, 2022
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Parker

Parker is the nicest guy you will every meet he is sweet kind and kinda cute he is athletic and he is very sociable and is loyal to his friends there is no one you will every meet be better than Parker
Girl: I just started going out with the hottest guy
Girl 2: Who is it
Girl: Parker
by Monkey 524 January 7, 2020
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Parker

guy with a huge dick and balls but severely depressed
Person 1 “yeah me and parker fucked last night

Person 2 “ ahh so your just gonna stand today then?”

Person 1 “yeah, but after he came he kicked me out and started balling his eyes out”
by parker268164 December 5, 2025
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Parker

Parker is a gaming warlord who can beat anyone in any game he’s pretty much ninja although being a gaming warlord he is also a fashion guru he can pull off any outfit. He’s soo sexy all the lady’s call him pimp daddy, ultra-cool mother fucker, and lord of the hoes.
Gaming warlord? ohhhhh you mean Parker
by Assclow June 2, 2020
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Parker

Parker: Parker is cool, funny, athletic, and has a great personality! He is normally a very cute guy, and cares about another person's feelings. Since Parker is an athletic kind of guy, he often plays sports like football, soccer or maybe even basketball or baseball. He makes a great boyfriend and cares about his and only his girl! Don't mess with him or his girl! Parker's normally date girls of the opposite hair/eye color finding them more attractive! Most Parkers even date girls with specific names like Emily, Jessica, Madison, Sarah etc. Parker's also love to hang with their best guy friends and need some guy time every so often!
Wow Parker is so cute
by Lil park November 2, 2020
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parker

a parker is probably one of the most beautiful people in the world,
they are super kind absolutely adorable and iltsm </3
friend: yo bro who got you smilin like that??
me: a parker.
by emofajry (aka fraise) August 26, 2021
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