Pearl Rigamortis

Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.

(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)

Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?

"Sure Beast loveerboy"

(slurp)

"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"

by Treebonics April 5, 2017

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Great Mother of Pearl

An interjection used when you cannot say "What the fuck" or "The fuck" and this interjection is similar to 'I beg your pardon'

Barren - Sends video of someone getting beheaded in gc
Johan - "Great mother of pearl"

by De'Shawnathon July 23, 2025

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Pearl Job

A superior blow job performed by any male of the Pearl family in which the male Pearl gargles the fresh semen with eyes closed before swallowing.

I thought Laura gave good blow jobs until Ryan gave me my first Pearl Job last night...

by D. Uorts June 21, 2020

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klap pearls

clamidia pus ball

i thought it was a candy but it was a klap pearls

by Nevermind who October 8, 2019

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To stick your nose in someone else's business unwanted. Mimicking the behaviour of the pearl fish, who lives inside a sea cucumber's arse hole without permission. Coined by Daz Games on August 21st 2024.

"OMG BECKY, how I broke up with darren is none of your business. Stop pearl fishing!!"

by Nerdi_Princessxgx August 21, 2024

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