goon jockey

Someone that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually paid for with social security monies

He's a goon jockey that bloke.

by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025

Chicken Jockey

CHICKEN JOCKEY 👺👺

Steve: CHICKEN JOCKEY
*And the crowd goes wild*

by AFDFDVN EUVtyuf April 29, 2025

Boo jockey

When you cum on a man’s face and slap them with your cock

I just Boo jockeyed the fuck out of your dad

by Weewee Weewee Weewee February 27, 2022

semen jockey

Someone who enjoys the taste of the salty substance

Carol has been a real semen jockey lately

Andy is a huge semen jockey

by Hernan Hernandez February 8, 2017

Chicken Jockey

The famous last words said on 4chan before it's downfall.

Said by Jack Black in his minecraft movie.

What the fuck is going on?

"CHICKEN JOCKEY!"

The fucking 4chan:

by Sosku10 April 23, 2025

Chicken jockey

A phrase which is uttered in the Minecraft movie to which people act like absolute buffoons, chucking popcorn everywhere and screaming. There was even one occasion where someone brought in an actual live chicken.

Steve: chicken jockey!
Everyone: AAAAAAAA *throws popcorn*
Cleaner: “nope, can’t be arsed with this anymore”

by ttn2025 April 12, 2025

Tube Jockey

A person who finds extreme pleasure in riding a penis.

Hey Look at Jim go! I always knew he was a Tube Jockey!

by Tubejockey February 11, 2022