Flag football team

A particular football team that has excessive penalties.

The Wildcats are definitely the flag football team of the game tonight.

by Dr Dre' January 16, 2021

maroon football

The color of an aggie girls butthole after a long game of hide the weiner!

Did you see the color of my sisters butthole last night?!? It wasn’t anything like those shitty UT cheer uniforms, it resembled more of a maroon football!

by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023

Football

Woosers kicking a ball around then kissing eachother

You should not need to use the word football ever again now you know the definition.

by DrAxolotl February 6, 2021

American Football

A sport that Americans play because they don't know how to differentiate the foot from hands.

Josh: "American Football is great because you can use your hands."

Josh is an idiot.
Don't be like Josh.

by Soupaquite July 30, 2018

Barnyard Football

Football played in any unimproved field area.

I played barnyard football in Joe's pasture yesterday and got cow poop on my good pants.

by barnyardbiatch February 21, 2011

sex football

A style of play that is beautiful to watch with no shithousery. It is like football porn.

Wow, Manchester City are playing sex football!
Who doesn't love a bit of sex football?

by ajkl19 July 28, 2018

Football head

A big headed dummy

“Oh, that ryan? Like… the football head one?”

by OldeEnglish&FortyFives March 20, 2023