Izzy Evans

A gorgeous girl, I know she’ll never see this but she is my everything and all I want is her. She is absolutely stunning and beautiful, the way her brown eyes study everything around her is amazing. Her makeup is flawless everyday, I’m speechless whenever I look at her.
1: “who is that?”
2: “that’s Izzy Evans, the girl of my dreams. She’s the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen, right?”
by RandomAnonymousBoy November 21, 2021
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EVAN MAJOR JACKSON

First off HUGE penis mans is half horse.Great personality and his charisma his Barack level. The chosen one and leader of men. A gentleman women fling themselves at him but he has only one true love .God. a Family man the type of guy you bring home to mama and papa.Your father will ask why you don’t propose. Cardi b might not cook or clean but evan major Jackson? Build:different. master chef and son of mr clean himself the boy is nice. Overall lots could be said about him and really no one knows him he’s like

A ghost a legend the prodigy.
I heard Evan Major Jackson is that Nigga round these parts!
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Evan Connelly

A very stupid and ugly fish named Jóse
Ew it’s jóse he looks live Evan Connelly
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Hadley and Evan

The most powerful couple there is out there, anyone who dares stand in their way is stomped out until they are nothing but molecules. Hadley being the looks and the smarts of the relationship while Evan is the easy going laid back funny guy. These two put together make other couples shit themselves if a couple is like a Hadley and Evan couple they're known as a Hevan couple
"Omg did you see that Hevan couple" fucken Britney

"Yes they were so hot I almost shit myself" fucken Daphney

"I wish I was a Hadley and Evan couple" fucken jaquevis
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evan nanevie

yo yall heard of evan nanevie

yeah he a G.O.A.T
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evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?
by gamergate64 November 14, 2018
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Evan Peters

a god from the heavens above. He is a man that is so sexy he can make any girl melt like a ice lolly. WHY IS HE SO GORG. i couldn't explain. His sexy body features drive all women mad. He could make a homophobic white ass man gay and make him go on all fours and bark that is how delicious he is.
women: Have u seen that new sexy pic of evan peters
staright old white man: yes HE IS SOOOOOO SEXY *moans cutely*
by Evanissexy February 19, 2024
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