dutch fountain

A fetish involving a couple that overeats and then lie down and rub their bellies together to the point where they throw up on each other which for some reason turns them on.

Riz and I dutch fountained yesterday after the all you can eat buffet

by roandri December 12, 2013

Dutch Knuckler

a promiscuous lesbian; she would stick her finger in any dyke

Bob is wasting his time buying drinks for that dutch knuckler

by nippli February 22, 2017

dutch wallpaper

The result of a "person with explosive shitsticles comming out of his arse" that continualy smashes his asshole against the wall. This makes a brown masterpiece that some people call the "Dutch Wallpaper"

I heard the janitors talking about a dutch wallpaper in the boys bathroom!

by daanielleer August 18, 2015

Dutch Nanny

When a woman is fisted by someone with a wooden shoe on their hand

“Things got a little crazy last night, and after some absinthe she let me slip her the Dutch Nanny…”

by CaKnuckle June 3, 2022

Dutch Bumper

When a lady sits her puss on a man’s anus while he’s ripping ass; causing vibrations, and leading to her cumming uncontrollably into his hole and making a stanky pie.

My girl made us beans for the third time this week. I think she’s fixin’ for another Dutch Bumper. But I still think I can feel some goop in my bum from last time, so I think I’m gonna pass.

by sci-isms June 11, 2023

Dutch whistler

When your eating her ass and she clenches her buttcheeks and says “got your nose” and as she releases she blows a kiss with her asshole

Susan’s boyfriend called her a dirty skank before he went to town on her booty so she gave him a Dutch Whistler

by Krittjack December 4, 2021

dutch slumber

A very long sleep, induced by imbibing Dutch liquor, which has been known to last for months, years or even decades. It often follows encounters with bands of mysterious Dutchmen in the Castkill Mountains of southern New York state.

Modern scholars agree that, historically, Dutch slumber has mostly been used for innocent purposes - e.g., as a prerequisite to the Dutch Rudder maneuver or general tickle mischief - and is not intended to cause harm to the slumberer.

Upon waking from his dutch slumber, Rip Wan Winkle found that he had missed the American Revolution.

I thought Lars was offering me his liquor as a toast to our friendship, until I noticed the immediate drowsiness; I woke up 6 weeks later from a dutch slumber, surrounded by empty bottles and feather ticklers.

by spagett November 1, 2021