meat cookie

A trick cookie that is made of meat so when a Catholic eats it on a Friday during lent they go to hell.

Man, that Bill gave me a meat cookieon Good Friday. I had to say 15 Haily Mary's just to apologize to the Lord. I am not going to hell

by bigdkA July 9, 2016

Lofthouse Cookies

Those really good soft cookies that everyone loves but has no idea how to make.

Also known as, "Those really good sugar cookies."

Ron- Man, those lofthouse cookies mom bought were the best.

by TDIDDy12 June 27, 2016

lap cookie

Noun; When a person gives someone a lap dance and leaves a poop on their lap.

"Things were amazing until Janet left me a lap cookie."

by Delaneymeno September 8, 2016

asshole cookie

It’s when their are little shits caught in your butt hair and it looks like chocolate chips

Damn I don’t want to eat you ass it looks like an asshole cookie

by Cookiemonsta123456789 February 15, 2018

No-Bake Cooky

A Pejorative term for people who think highly of their cooking abilities, due to the fact that their recipes contain marijuana, and/or a person that is high during the cooking process.

"Oh great! That No-Bake Cooky found It's way back into My house. Now everything tastes like ass and I can't drive."

"That No-Bake Cooky just microwaved a box of Little Debbies Cosmic Brownies."

by sure-it-can January 8, 2013

Cookie smack

vagina punch, only "playful"

It was kinda weird, but I sure didn't mind the cookie smack.

by cookie smack September 9, 2013

comparing cookies

the act of showing each other ones genitals.

Last night my girlfriend and I were comparing cookies, she showed me her cooter so I presented my one eyed walleye. She said mine was small, and I swear hers was a monster.

by Jboner September 12, 2013