Cookie-doe

She's my bunny. I was hungry when I came up with her name and a female bunny is called a doe so.... She is a Holland Lop so that means she has floppy ears. She loves fruits and vegetables and likes to drink water from a bowl like my dog, Guinness. She has 2 bad legs tho, but she is still amazing and it is not that rare.

Cookie-doe is cute.

Cookie-doe by MemeWolf October 3, 2020

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The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.

A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.

Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...

The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree. by TheManFromV June 4, 2017

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cookiedough

Sexual intercourse.
To insert the penis into the vagina.

I'd cookiedough her into a coma!!!

cookiedough by CookieDough is Sex December 15, 2008

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Cookiedoughnut

A Cookie that looks like a Doughnut.

I went to the Bakery and ask
"Do you have any Cookiedoughnut's?"
They go "What's that?"

Cookiedoughnut by Cookiedoughnut2 September 5, 2024

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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