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The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.

A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.
Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...

cookiedough 

Sexual intercourse.
To insert the penis into the vagina.
I'd cookiedough her into a coma!!!
cookiedough by CookieDough is Sex December 15, 2008

Cookiedoughnut 

I went to the Bakery and ask
"Do you have any Cookiedoughnut's?"
They go "What's that?"
Cookiedoughnut by Cookiedoughnut2 September 5, 2024