Butt oyster

This can happen after long night of beer drinking ,when you try to crack off a fart and get a warm jelly surprise in your asscrack,the texture of an oyster

Guy one: (makes strange facial expression)
Guy two:what's up dude?
Guy one:dammit man I gotta go,I just squeezed out a butt oyster
Guy two:hahahaha...hey this muthafucker just shit himself!

by Hvacmac7 November 18, 2011

butt frigid

Not accepting anal; being rigidly conventional; tense in an over controlled way

1. Frank stop being so butt frigid, just come to the strip club.

2. Sarah was butt frigid last night, she didn’t let me put it in.

by Billy Thornton December 18, 2018

Butt Gel

Gelatinous substance that escapes from your butt when you gamble on a fart and lose. Often times after enema or a bout of diarrhea. Sometimes without warning.

I sharted butt gel after eating chillequilles in white shorts. I had to throw my underwear away!

by CareBear82 March 26, 2017

Cyclops butt

When someone doesn't have a definitive buttcrack but has a very definitive asshole.

I pulled down her pants and was looking her cyclops butt in the eye.

by TheUnderhill January 3, 2017

cub butt

When you sit in your Piper Super Cub to long and it makes your butt sore

Jeez I have major Cub butt from that long flight yesterday.

by Uhhhaha August 20, 2019

butt baguette

a shit the size of a baguette

wow I just went to the toilet and had a butt baguette it was meaty

by FuryPanda December 27, 2017

butt cushion

An donut-shaped apparatus used to sit on after someone has injured their tailbone, usually of the inflatable variety.

Josh has to sit on a butt cushion because Brigg kneed him in the tailbone.

by bruised spine October 3, 2003