Tearing up That Lettuce

Participating in intercourse so rough that only a true alpha could survive. Often with someone who could be described as Soggy lettuce.

A: Damn, Did you see Brad last night? It looked like he had a great time tearing up that lettuce.
B: He was in there for at least an hour!

by Toothpaste Man October 17, 2019

giraffe tear

A tear made of a giraffes brain

Omg it’s a giraffe tear i might die

by Oopsksksks February 20, 2021

Tear-Felt

To be very,very teary and having your heart strings tugged

After hearing his son was leaving, The father is very Tear-Felt

by TheOne429 March 19, 2015

Bonkunoun. rent [noun] an old word for a tear (in clothes etc). rip [noun] a tear or hole.

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Bonkunoun. rent noun an old word for a tear (in clothes etc). rip noun a tear or hole.

by RedRibbonArmyDance February 26, 2025

Busting tears

Crying

A cooler phrase for crying or shedding tears

Gosh darnit John, stop busting tears and grow a pair!

by VolumeHunter February 10, 2018

tear wearing

When you wear clothing despite knowing it's torn.

I'm tear wearing these socks until I get new ones.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Skid Tears

Tears of a script kiddie. These are the people who troll hacker forums. They are bored and threaten to boot other people offline with the scripts they find on pastebin. They often go to other forums and beg for help to get the script working. Often they'll beg their parents for money for an extra VPS to run the scripts on. They generally commit suicide within a year of becoming a skid.

"i promise not to be a dumb skid"
If they say that they are a dumb skid, and cry skid tears when they cant get into the pentagram

by uwumaster69_420 May 13, 2020