Taking temperature

When you finger a girl. Fantastic-like.

"Hey Drew, guess what happened last night? I was taking temperature of this chick and I think she had the flu."

"How'd you take her termperature"

"With my finger thermometer...it was a balmy 98.6 degrees"

by Benny Delicious October 14, 2006

Talking Politics

when you kiss your bosses ass majorly in order to get what you want and where you want! And seeing as politicians have no clue as to what they are talking about, we being the chapsticks do not what exact way to glide the balm to their butts! Therefore we call it Talking Politics!!

You must have been talking politics to get that promotion!

by princessfrmfaraway July 26, 2009

Taking a break

1: The quote you use when your ex is dumping you, but you are not over them.

2: What you tell someone when your obviously dumping them, but don't want to hurt their feelings.

3: The thing you tell others when you brake up with someone, but when they talk, touch, or look at another girl in any way you come back to them.

We are not breaking up, were just... taking a break.

Are you breaking up with me? No, I just want to take a break.

Girls i'm so over him like he always wants to hang out with his friends. Oh crap did he just talk to that girl. Be right back, *yells* TAKE ME BACK LIAM, TAKE ME BACKKK.

by HannahIs349011 June 11, 2017

Talking Kyle

When someone is spraffing something completely shite and nothing to do with your current subject.

Guy1 : I stole a 2 litres bottle of juice in my trousers

Guy2 : Nah mate, your talking kyle

by Jambohmfc May 17, 2009

tusking

the act of removing corn husks, as performed by a narwhal.

"Gee, I wish Neddy the Narwhal was tusking this here corn for me right now."

by dyslexistential July 24, 2009

taking ass

the pleasure of fornicating with ones asshole, whether welcome or unwelcome.

dude, im totally down with taking ass right now

by stiggle piss 45 July 20, 2017

Tanking

A team that performs bad on purpose. Usually (if major sports team) play bad to get better picks in the draft.

The 2017-18 Memphis Grizzlies are tanking.

by DeAmazing DeRozan May 14, 2018