roast spitting

When you take the titties of a woman and take a hot steamer on her chest and spit on it and then proceed to cook it in the oven.

Anybody up for some roast spitting?

by dicksmasher mcironcock December 6, 2014

Lighting them Up, Shitting them Out

The act of placing a lighter or other flammable device near ones anus. In the hope for an immense fireball when one farts, and instead soils there pants.

Bob: I heard this was "Lighting them Up, Shitting them out" was fun, you should try it!
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)

by ChodyChodmar November 6, 2011

Nebraska Spitting Frilled Lizard

1.) You pull the Male's foreskin up away from his penis.
2.) He blows his huge load on your face.

So he gave you a Nebraska Spitting Frilled Lizard?

by Seandaman134223 April 9, 2011

Sister spitting

When two or more people vomit in the same toilet likely also holding each others hair

We were sister spitting last night after tequila shots

by Truly Julie March 17, 2023

slitlings

All the words that is similar to stupid, dumb, cunt, and idiot.

You're such a slitlings

by iCantDox July 15, 2018

Slutting hoe

Not just any hoe ... a SLUTTING hoe

Prostitute with a need for hot butt love...outdoors, in your favorite pos-ish.

i knew sally was a hoe, but when did she become a slutting hoe???

by manbearpigforcereal September 17, 2008

A Spitting Alien

The act of fellatio whereby the male inserts his penis into his partner's whole in their neck created from a tracheotomy and the head of the penis visibly protrudes out his partner's mouth and, at climax, ejaculates onto the male's torso, similar to the alien on Segourny Weaver in the Aliens movies.

After forty years of smoking, my wife had cancer of the larynx, but fortunately now, her surgery hole allows me to perform a Spitting Alien.

by The Law of Trifecta February 28, 2011