by jjjjjccccwww March 3, 2022

Best waifu!!! >w<
Shrek is best waifu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Musi The Kitty Cat December 6, 2021

the use of facial masks because of Covid 19 will result in Shrek ears condition due to the elastic bands
by TRANSPORTCOP May 6, 2020

The best (void)Discord Server ever. Literally, if you are looking to hold a conversation about your favourite sex toys come here! We also Edate here.
Get the fuck out of here. Honestly, nobody fucking cares, just leave. I didn't even ask. This is the Shrek's Swamp, not fucking egirl swamp. Stop edating here.
by Eggoette August 23, 2020

Shrek is hot and sexy he pulls every bitch in this world 😩 he’ll make you cum evey night🥺ðŸ¤ðŸ¤ž his green skin will make you freeze up and stare into his eyes… his brown shitty ass eyes are so adorable
Shrek is so hot sexy cute funny. I want him to choke me against the wall while the donkey watches and maybe he’ll join
by Daddy shrek🤞 March 11, 2022

THE most sexy green ogre you will ever see in your entire life. it deserves the top spot in the princess academy awards and is also the current world record holder for best rounded bootie in existence. be careful ladies because they're coming for your top spot ;).
by vanexla January 1, 2021

somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was lookin kinda dumb with a finger and a thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead well the years start comin and they dont stop comin fed to the rules and i hit the ground running didnt make sense not to live for fun your brain gets smart but your head gets dumber so much to do so much to see so whats wrong with taking the back streets youll never know if you dont know hey now your an all star get your game on go play hey now your a rock star get your show on get paid and all that glitters is gold only shooting stars break the mold
-Shrek
-Shrek
by GETOUTOFMYSWAMPXD November 16, 2019
