rockstar shower

The act of having sex with a girl and not showering and then washing one girl's flavour Off by having sex with another as done by rockstars.

Guess what I did last night boys had a rockstar shower hope at least one of them was clean haha

by themachine January 24, 2014

duck shower

Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.

"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."

by Drycolt April 14, 2014

Amish Shower

When someone is having intercourse or relations under or near a heifer and they milk or extract the lactate of the heifer and pour it onto their partner just before climax / orgasm.

Last night I gave her a nice Amish Shower.

These Amish Showers are doing wonders for my facial complexion.

I love the taste of Amish Showers.

by Amish Shower October 23, 2014

Twat Shovel

A shovel you use to get the sand out of your vagina

Quick, get her a twat shovel, she's complaining about the BJ she gave me last weekend

by Doctor Skinnfloot January 13, 2015

Faggot shovel

A shovel used to dig deeper into the realms of faggotry

Ollie: Okay James that's enough digging for now
Bernard: Henry do you think you could pass that faggot shovel, James is gonna need it soon

by Fozzy March 28, 2015

jew shower

The act of cupping a fart in your hand and forcefully holding over another persons mouth and nose.

Tommy Jew showered me earlier and I thought I was going to blackout.

by Caucasian Asian October 13, 2015

Bohemian shower

The act of rubbing deodorant all over oneself in place of taking an actual fucking shower.

1.) I woke up late for school, so I had to take a bohemian shower.

2.) I'm a filthy hippy, so I had to take a bohemian shower

3.) I live in Flint, Michigan, so I had to take a bohemian shower.

by Hellspwn October 7, 2016