Shitty shank

stabbing someone with a sharp object covered in with Human Fecal Matter.

John: Please stop Shitty Shanking me with that sharp object.
Tom: "Singing" Don't stop me now, I'm having a good time

by Fingerfuck101 July 30, 2009

Shitty

A blunt of marijuana laced with cocaine.

"Hey Ordel, lets smoke that shitty.

by THEponder March 12, 2010

Shittybawlsack

What happens when anal intercourse goes completely wrong.

He had a shittybawlsack after his girlfriend had lost control of her bowels during anal intercourse

by Rosserator May 22, 2010

shitty sabby

the act of putting papper on the face and releasing exscrament then puching it into the partners mouth.

i remember when bussey shitty sabbyed gleason

by mr duece dropper December 14, 2010

shitty ditch

when you take a shit in a crockpot, and turn it on in your room of pleasure. Bust a nut and tell her she smells like ass and get the fuck out

I used the shitty ditch last night to get ride of that hoe.

by stubbz420 November 8, 2010

Shitty for Sure

A phrase used not when something just sucks, but when it's royally screwed. Generally used in terms of happenstances.

Dupe 1: Dude I just dropped my phone in the lake.
Dupe 2: Man, that's shitty for sure.

by KJoH February 26, 2011

Shitrature

Magazines and other assorted reading material found within arms reach of the toilet, most often stored on the tank. Typically read while dropping a deuce

"Do you want a copy of Fader?"
"What's that?"
"It's a music mag"
"Sure, I could use some more Shitrature".

by DigitalDistorted May 30, 2011