.....and then she, er, died

used when somebody else has been telling a very elaborate or exaggerated story. said as though you are finishing the story, ecven though it has nothing to do with the content of their story. said with almost slight excitement and bewliderment.
friend one: i was at the bar last night when these 3 guys came over and started pushing me around, so one by one i took them down. thats when the police came and chased me down for 4 hours before i got away. that really ruined my date with those twins.
friends two and three: .....and then she, er, died
by aston10 June 29, 2011
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that's what she stated

because said is dead, the phrase 'that's what she said' became "that's what she stated". yes its kinda stupid but really funny to say after someone says, "thats what she said."
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That’s what she said

A joke used when describing something said by a female
Female: that work was insanely hard

Person: That’s what she said😁😁
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She belongs to the streets

Used to define a female that does actions without considering a guys feelings.
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She can speak french

Is a polite way of saying she gives a good blowjob
"She can speak French, I think she fluent"

Mean she gives amazing blowjobs she must be fluent at it lol that song isn't as innocent as you thought but just remember good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught
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thats what she said

a sexual inuendo, if something can be said in the bedroom but is said in an everyday conversation you can say thats what she said
"it wont fit"
"thats what she said!"

"its too hard"
"thats what she said!"

"just shove it in there"
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

"Stop It!"
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID"
*THWACK*
"ow that hurt"
"thats what she said"
by just-a-ninjapirate January 04, 2010
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