A shadow monkey is someone who watches your every move, copies everything you do, but stays in the the shadows. They don’t talk to you, simply and try to be you.
Tallula: “Ugh did you see what Eloise posted, she is so copying my outfit!”
Sam: “Omg eww what a shadow monkey. She doesn’t even make an effort to talk to us.”
Sam: “Omg eww what a shadow monkey. She doesn’t even make an effort to talk to us.”
by Little miss Bob Davey March 11, 2024
Get the Shadow monkey mug.A retard "But I'm religious! The church can't be a shadow government!"
Hym "So... They aren't an unelected body that influences politicians and billionaires and millionaires and every other kind of 'aire' to shape public policy and perception to control the behavior of the people in out country? It's not direct and/or indirect control of people's moral framework, is it? Like, you don't have millions of people who have ceded (entirely) their personal morality and their own claim to shape the moral landscape to an overarching body of authority and they're not going to act in accordance with that authority, indefinitely, are they? Because that SOUNDS like a shadow government to me!"
A different retard "It's not the religion! It's the nationalism and fundamentalism (taking the religion literally, like, actually believing the shit makes it "fundamentalism" and is, therefore, the bad kind of religion)!"
Hym "And what's difference nationalism and religion? You're either on the side of God or you're not. ("I mEaNt ThE cOuNtRy!" She interjects) It's a 'religious country.' The religion IS the country. What's the difference between the fundamentalism and religion? You're either doing what the religion or you're not! What would religious on-fundamentalism look like? It's religion but instead of doing what's in the religion they just do something else... THAT'S religious non-fundamentalism. It doesn't even make sense."
Hym "So... They aren't an unelected body that influences politicians and billionaires and millionaires and every other kind of 'aire' to shape public policy and perception to control the behavior of the people in out country? It's not direct and/or indirect control of people's moral framework, is it? Like, you don't have millions of people who have ceded (entirely) their personal morality and their own claim to shape the moral landscape to an overarching body of authority and they're not going to act in accordance with that authority, indefinitely, are they? Because that SOUNDS like a shadow government to me!"
A different retard "It's not the religion! It's the nationalism and fundamentalism (taking the religion literally, like, actually believing the shit makes it "fundamentalism" and is, therefore, the bad kind of religion)!"
Hym "And what's difference nationalism and religion? You're either on the side of God or you're not. ("I mEaNt ThE cOuNtRy!" She interjects) It's a 'religious country.' The religion IS the country. What's the difference between the fundamentalism and religion? You're either doing what the religion or you're not! What would religious on-fundamentalism look like? It's religion but instead of doing what's in the religion they just do something else... THAT'S religious non-fundamentalism. It doesn't even make sense."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
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a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife. he took his hedgehog little quilly dick out and pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG and i said that's disgusting so i'm making a call out post on my twitter dot com, shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick. it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. and guess what. here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. THATS RIGHT BABY. all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. he fucked my wife so guess what, im gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISSSSS. except im not gonna piss on the earth, im gonna go higher. im pissing on the MOOOONNNN! how do you like that obama????? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! you have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking EARTH. now get out of my fucking sight before i piss on you too
person a: oh you know shadow the hedgehog?
person b: the one with the gay highlights?
person a: yeah the one with the piss rock
person b: the one with the gay highlights?
person a: yeah the one with the piss rock
by sonadowfire April 15, 2024
Get the shadow the hedgehog mug.A person with dark hair (usually brown or black) and a face full of freckles. They are like the mysterious, night-dwelling cousin of the classic ginger — still rocking the freckles but with a darker, cooler twist. Often mistaken for vampires who got a bit too much sun.
Whoa, I thought gingers were rare, but then I met a Shadow Ginger — like if Batman and a ginger had a freckle-covered love child.
by A.Wo September 18, 2024
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by ThisIsTheTruthNoCap December 6, 2024
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To be utterly destroyed, obliterated, or defeated beyond recovery. When something is so completely wrecked that it might as well have been banished to another dimension.
Often used humorously or dramatically to describe situations where someone or something gets taken down in an over-the-top way.
To be utterly destroyed, obliterated, or defeated beyond recovery. When something is so completely wrecked that it might as well have been banished to another dimension.
Often used humorously or dramatically to describe situations where someone or something gets taken down in an over-the-top way.
"Dude, I was just trying to play casually, but he Shadow Realmed me with that 10-hit combo."
"My phone fell off the balcony and landed face-down on concrete. It's completely Shadow Realmed."
"We tried to argue with the boss, but she Shadow Realmed us with a 30-minute PowerPoint."
"My phone fell off the balcony and landed face-down on concrete. It's completely Shadow Realmed."
"We tried to argue with the boss, but she Shadow Realmed us with a 30-minute PowerPoint."
by word-master February 2, 2025
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