Shacket

1. A short jacket

2. A word used in anger that sounds like a slur but isn't

"Hey I like your shacket."
"You're a shacket, you hear me"

by clarbwastaken February 1, 2022

urban slacker

Similar to an office slacker, this individual specifically wastes work time by perusing the Urban Dictionary to:

a) work on a personal hip replacement
b) trying to learn how to understand his kids
c) frantically trying to create a new urban word so he can submit and publish a definition.

More often then not, this individual is primarily working on letter “c”.

“John used to be such an office slackie, but lately he’s not been bothering me, not even as a door bore.”

“That’s because I told him about UrbanDictionary.com, and now he’s an Urban Slacker. He so wants that hip replacement!”

by Line Drive May 15, 2007

stealth shocker

just a reglar old shocker, but this time, yor girl doesnt see it coming.

tiffany was surprised when she had the stealth shocker

by bitchpiss June 28, 2009

The Shocker

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink

Drew: Yo, last night I got with Amanda and I pulled The shocker on her!!!

Koe: Shit dude!! Thats Mad Gush!!!!!

by Drew10314 August 30, 2009

Shop-slacker

A person who is of the same caliber as a mechanic shop intern who sits on his/her ass all day. Someone who is completely devoid of all motivation to do anything.

C: Ellen is such a shop-slacker who never does any work.
D: Did you just say shop-slacker?!
C: Indeed.

by hollowoath September 16, 2009

Strong Shocker

A more fun and talented spin off the original "shocker" where you put 2 fingers in the vagina and one in booty. A strong shocker is when you have an long sexual session with your partner, and at the end of the night he has came twice in her vagina and once in her booty.

guy 1: I am gonna need to loosen up, Im goin for the strong shocker tonight.
guy 2: What do you mean?
guy1: Im gonna put it down on her all night. I wanna bust twice in the pink, and once in the stink.

guy 2: your a savage bro, ill buy you an energy drink.

by SnoopyStrongShocker23 September 15, 2011

ass shucker

When a female or male eats the same sex genitalia or genitals.

Can you be my ass shucker tonight?

by The Rape Asser April 27, 2017