ten second tap

When receiving oral sex it is a common courtesy to let the woman know that you are close to orgasm, so she doesn't blind herself or choke to death on your seed...

"Are you still seeing Sloop??"

"I don't think so; I failed to give her the ten second tap last weekend and she hasn't returned my calls since then"

"Bummer"

by Smiling Irish Mike April 4, 2008

Dick season

When a male has a so called period. they will turn into a complete dick for a while just like a woman, short tempered total TWAT, advantage over women is that the males period (dick season) does not have any messy red bits ;)
Depending on how much of a dick you are dick season will not last too long, also depends on who the people are around you
dick season happens totally randomly, you can be in a great mood and suddenly flip bad
enjoy :)

He was fine with me 10mins ago, we was kissing and everying and then he just went in a mood and called me a slag, think he is on dick season

by kmelton2011 June 15, 2011

3 Second Weed Rule

Hold your pot smoke for 3 seconds and exhale, because science bitches. According to Steve Liebke’s 2001 ‘A Cannabis User’s Harm Reduction Handbook,’ “Take small, shallow tokes or pulls. About 95% of THC in cannabis smoke is absorbed in the first few seconds so breath holding is quite pointless. All it really achieves is a far greater amount of tar being deposited in the lungs.”

Dude puff pass pass, your harshing the 3 Second Weed Rule noobie.

by bostonjerk June 5, 2014

mitzvah season

if u live in a jewish neighborhood, then 7th grade will be full of mitzvahs. also known as BM season. This is basically when all the girls dress like fuckin hoes in their short tight ass black dresses and guys look gay as fuck in their tight ass pants. Everyone hooks up in the halls for 30 seconds and then gets caught by a caterer or a jewish grandma. All the girls jump up and down ass those little pervy seventh grade guys watch their tits. The bad kids go juul in the bathroom and then also get caught by a grandpa named Irving. The Shirley temples are endless and the kids that dont steal alchohol off the adults tables pretend to get drunk off of them.

lily : I love bat mitzvah season!!
Emma: you only like bat mitzvah season because you make out with Jake every time!!

by urbangod11 November 29, 2018

10 second cars

A car that can drive a quarter mile in as fast as 10.999-10.000 seconds

A car that can drive a quarter miles in less than 10.000 seconds is considered a 9 second car, or an 8 second car, and so on depending on how fast the car drives in the quarter mile.

10 second cars are total weaksauce, they are just all the rage on the internet.

by PQLR P PL December 3, 2018

Columbia Secondary School

you join the school thinking you smart and realize how dirty it be with rice on the walls and fights in the hallway lmao

You heard about Columbia Secondary School? I heard the kids are mad smart
AHAHAHA YOURE BUGGING DONT GET ME STARTED

by deemartin January 16, 2019

Deyi Secondary School

What da dog doing
good school, recommend if you want a school that is good enough if you don’t have enough points for a better school

A: “we go deyi secondary school”
B: “sure bro”

by doomwatcher914 August 19, 2021