secret mermaid

A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him

Dan: Whats your favourite thing to do

Phil: Recreate a secret mermaid

by Jhhhjnnbbj July 30, 2017

secret sauce

safer version of straight up semen or cum

A: i think the secret sauce isn't safe for any food out there
B: yeah, the secret sauce isn't a sauce at all

by Nail0808 April 7, 2025

Secret listener

Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.

Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.

John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”

Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”

by Geoff The Penguin October 28, 2021

Secret Pierre

The recipient of a gay-secret gift from someone (closeted) they know.

Gift giver: Bitch I knew you he would love the almond scented moisturizing butt-lube.
Secret Pierre: omg daddy yaaaas!

by HoboDaddy November 22, 2023

secret skin

foreskin.

"Yea, jenny, most limp dills look the same pretty much unless they still gots that secret skin left on em. That secret skin makes em look like an ant eater or an ardvark."

by myylkdog July 19, 2012

Secrets of worldwide participants

Today folks, we talk about the almighty Chima. Chima ... The first person to become Admin in both WW2 and WW3 at the same time. There is nothing much to write about chima except he has a wife, yes Chima is married to a girl named "Esther". there is nothing much to talk about due to the source. what we know is that Chima is married. but it seems like Chima no longer has feelings for Esther he is showing Non challant towards her and cheating on her by chiking other girls.

Secrets of worldwide participants part6

by Ebuksam February 29, 2024

Secret Sauce

The stuff pedos give to children

As you see, Pedophiles give children their secret sauce to their cheese pizzas™.

by lolmaster444 March 28, 2024