two seconds please

The universally way of knowing that you're fucked. Popularized by celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.

"Hey you, Two seconds please." - Chef Ramsay

by ohhistevie May 23, 2018

second-handed suicide

Second-handed suicide is where someone wants to die, but doesn't commit suicide. They don't like life, but they are too scared to actually commit.

Me: I don't like life, everything bad happens to me. I just want it to be done.

Also me: sometimes it's good, I do have friends, I don't want them to be hurt bc of me.

Second-handed suicide. (this took me so long bc it wouldn't let me submit it)

by Guys are better than girls July 8, 2021

3-second rules

The rules made by poor persons. It means when you're temptin' to eat the food you've dropped on the floor, just in 3 seconds is okay. But as you know, it is proved that bacterias gather to that food just in 0.3 second quick.

My friend believed the 3-second rules and once ate the gummybear on the floor. He rekt out.

by maximgaren July 11, 2020

Second Hand Blushing

When you read something out of a book, that involves one of the characters blushing due to sethinf being done/said, eventually causing you (the reader) to blush like the character, in response.

Jade was second hand blushing when she read Carter confess to Zia in her book.

by Ultimate_Shipper/Fangirl September 20, 2017

Second Hand Curry

The odor emitted from a persons clothes or possessions that contain artifacts of curry; most notably a spice used in cooking Middle Eastern or South Asian dishes.

Person #1: Dude do you smell that? What is it? It smells like rancid ass or a fart from a skunk?

Person #2: Oh that's second hand curry that your smelling coming from Mohamad's man purse. He was cooking up some curry dishes last night for his date! I think he got lucky you! My computer is running primo good and he looks so happy today!

by DBoy July 22, 2014

quadruple-second-cousin

Quadruple-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.

My quadruple-second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

Second Saturday of April

National Saturday with the boys.

Julia: Wana hang this Saturday?
Me: I can’t it’s national Saturday with the boys, because it’s the second Saturday of April.

by Mikemannman April 6, 2021