green scale

A scale on how high you are

Dude 1: He's an 8
Dude 2: On the green scale? no he's a 9

by mommys__littlemonster May 19, 2009

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

It's what guys use to rate girls based on how "hot" they are that has nothing to do with their personality, intelligence, etc.

I met this girl at the pool yesterday...
What is she on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale?
She's a nine and a half...

by graphiteshimmer October 1, 2016

1-10 Female attractiveness scale)

1 being the most unattractive of all, 10 or (the dime) being the most attractive looking female out of the crowd.

1-10 Female attractiveness scale), 1 being the most unattractive of all, 10 or (the dime) being the most attractive looking female out of the crowd.

by Lil Pisser September 6, 2016

The 2-Scale

The 2-Scale is a very simple way to rate a woman when you first encounter them.

0: Would not put dick in
1: Would put dick in
2: Would eat cream out of her asshole

Todd: "Do you see Sara over there? What would you rate her on The 2-Scale?"
Dave: "Yeah, I'd say she's a 1"
Todd: "Really? She is totally a 2!"

by SallyMcSaggyTits May 9, 2015

Sanctusian scale

A scale ranging from 1 to 3, measuring peepee lengths, 3 being massive and 2 being average. Nothing outside this scale exists, that would not be realistic.

“My peepee is a 3 on the Sanctusian Scale.”

“That is huge good for you mine is 2.”

“That’s okay 1 through 3 are all the sizes and yours is average mine is just enormous. Let’s high five.”

by Sollygiise May 21, 2023

1-10 Female attractiveness scale.

A scale used to determine a woman's beauty.

shes hot a 10 for sure on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale.

by that fat guy September 17, 2016

Chocolate Scale

A way to define how dark the subject matter someone will joke about/find funny.

A: My humor hovers around 70-80% on the Chocolate scale
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.

by Lolzeronie September 30, 2023