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SAMUEL

The world most nerdy kid. He wants to attract girls at the age of 15. Samuel is tall and skinny. He would do anything to attract Javier and Aaron
Samuel
by Pseudo Harem November 22, 2024
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Samuel El Salmon

Sam is a historical breed of man, His loyalty and dedication is unmatched. He is a great boyfriend and even better friend. He has a massive penis and lots of money, any girl would be blessed to have someone like Sam in their life.
Damn lucas, you fucked Samuel El Salmon?!
by Zlla January 27, 2025
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Samuel Tilden

The man who won in 1876 really, but was stolen of a victory by the Electoral Commission.
I am sick and tired of Grant shills claiming His Fraudulency was elected democratically. Southern Tilden votes were thrown out by Grant and his cronies despite the Colorado state legislature having a faux majority, the rampant fraud in the South, and the obstructionism of Congress. Samuel Tilden stood up to President Grant and the Republicans punished him for it. This catastrophe could've been averted had we never entangled ourselves into slavery, which in the long term would have ensured a free and fair Tilden victory. It would've also ensured Al Gore his 2000 victory, as minority voters wouldn't have been disenfranchised in Florida. 124 years apart, and nearly the same circumstances.
by Rutherfraud Hayes March 16, 2025
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Samuel

A little pissboy, a boy that conjures piss-clouds on unsuspecting, innocent cats and then revels in his insanity. Later, a kept man of a DND party.
Samuel, since you conjured that cloud of suspicious yellow mist that kind of smells, you are now called a pissboy.
by Samuelhater2k25 March 26, 2025
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Samuel Courtland Hornok

When corin and Brodie love you so much
Oh Samuel Courtland Hornok I love you. Said corin and Brodie
by Coolkid123482838 March 28, 2025
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Samuel

Samuel is such a nice, caring person, he’s always there if u need him. And he has such good looks!!
samuel is such a cutie!
by yahyahx.3 April 9, 2025
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