royal sanction

The meanest nigga around

That man Royal Sanction godly asf.

by Official confirmation January 8, 2018

royal rimming

Using a post-rim-job moistened anus to "lick" a stamp before affixing it to a letter

I needed to send my mum a birthday card and did a royal rimming for the postage

by RoyalPostage January 21, 2024

Royal Cream Tea

A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.

“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”

by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025

Jadakis Royal

An amazing, caring, generous man. Someone who can be stubborn but overall is a great guy. Anyone would be lucky to be with a Jadakis Royal

"Aww look at that guy helping that lady across the road"

"That's a Jadakis Royal alright"

by The1theonlyTopG November 21, 2023

National Clash Royale Day

National clash Royale day. Just play some clash and nerf miner

“Hey man sorry for grabbing your balls I just couldn’t resist it. After all it is national clash Royale day and I use E Giant”

by Quandale (Oswald) Dingle March 30, 2022

Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex

why the hell would you search this name up???

anyways its a 601 meter tall clock with its actual clock part the size of big ben

why do we even need to have a clock this tall

guy 1: big ben is the worlds largest clock
guy 2: blud you stupid!!! its yo mama’s watch
guy 3: Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex
guy 2: what the sigma

by jsavy June 29, 2024

Royal 2

''MATCHEW'', Canadian Rizzler, 6'1 with 3 wives and 6 kids. 27 y/o dominant gym bro. Pro Halo Player for Faze, shoots straight and got a 15/10 jiggle peak. Very polite (PLEASE), loves trains, got beautiful teef. Owns 6 mansions and 9 supercars.

Royal 2 just slammed everyone on OPTIC.

by emisguilty October 1, 2023