Race Bannon

According to an old Valentine's Day edition of the Boston Globe, it is a phrase used by cockgobblers (i.e.: Greg Fiore) when referring to their life partners (i.e: Pete DeVincent). The reference comes from the old Johnny Quest cartoon, in which Johnny has a father, Dr. Quest, but no mother... only Race Bannon. Race seemed quite happy to take care of Johnny and run errands for the good Doctor, the way a dedicated wife should.

"Greg, be a good little Race Bannon and use less teeth when giving me a blumpkin."

by Bob G. July 19, 2004

Pickle Race

Squeeze a pickle between your ass cheeks and race your buddy through an obstacle course.

His ass smelled like pickles after he beat Paul in the pickle race.

by p-wojo December 17, 2008

race essentialism

It is the idea that, a person's racial identity needs to be at the forefront, above his individual identity, which is known to cause discombobulation and distraction as it stips the ability to focus and interact normatively and naturally.

Race essentialism in the military, caused by critical race theory is most likely weakening it, which is especially concerning in the wake of china's rise.

by Seldom Forever November 10, 2021

boy racer

someone who takes pride in there(ride),u will find people who dis(boy racers) because they own shite cars and have no cash to do them up....maxed

fiesta 1.4i spend 2k bigger engine,big wheels oh and smoke ya off the lights,like jess atkinson's sexy beast

by jessica atkinson May 14, 2005

Racetard

Not to be confused with the race card.

A racetard is the specific person that uses the race card. A racetard will find a way to make any situation racist. This has been in the news a lot with African Americans, and native Americans, accusing the Caucasians of being racist, using their races history as a way to validate their argument. This isn't just for African American people either, other cultures are known for bringing up their rough pasts to justify calling everyone racist.

Person #1: Did you hear about the robbery at the store?

Person #2: Yeah cops shot that young man cause of his skin color! Racist pigs!

Person #1: Bro I think he was armed and fired at them!

Person #2: Man that's what they want you to think! He was black therefore it's a racist crime! The damn whities always trying to kill the black man. Remember slavery?!

Person #1: Oh I see. What about the white man shot down yesterday for drugs?

Person #2: Yeah man that's different ya see he had drugs.

Person #1: You are such a racetard.

by OMGdude July 2, 2016

race of spades

Named after the ace of spades, the Race of Spades is said to be drawn anytime a minority uses it to defuse a majority race's argument against them, automatically making them defensive. However, the Race of Spades doesn't always work. Blacks can't use the Race of Spades on Asians, since Asians don't oppress them like as whites, and most importantly: Asians are a more minor minority in the US than them.

White guy: What's up, nigga?
Black friend: Whassup!
Black bystander: Hey, respect the Afrikaaner and quit with the racism.

Black guy: Stop oppressing my people before I beat your ass.
Asian: Why don't you stop oppressing MY people, eh? Your Race of Spades doesn't work on me.

by Roger Sun May 14, 2006

Drag Race

A competitive race where two male's race to see who can get the biggest erection the fastest

Hey jerry want to have a drag race

by themangotango March 31, 2010