poonsnatch

Slang for the human vaginal cavity.

That poonsnatch reeks of cabage and boiled carrots.

by garrisons andersons mastersons May 30, 2009

Poon'stang

A Ford Mustang. If you owned one, then you would know.

Dude, Stacy like totally had her feet on the roof of my new Poon'stang. Sweet!

by Keith Woods July 29, 2006

Poohstabber

An affectionate term used by Swanmore Leavers of '92,meaning homosexual

He's gorgeous,and so well groomed,do you think he's single? Na mate,blokes a poohstabber for sure

by Stephanie Bell February 27, 2008

Poon Salute

Similar to an army salute, however, the person salutes by creating a space between your index and middle finger. The salute is given to a person who is acting like a "poon", aka pussy.

Joey asked for the bartender to give him more cranberry juice in his cranberry and vodka. Ben, laughing at him, gave him the poon salute and told him to man up.

by Benny23322 March 6, 2008

Poon Swoozled

Preventing a fellow female from getting ass when shes going down the stretch. A person (male/female) can poon swoozle inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or bitch-ism.

I could have totally hooked up with that dude if that cunt hadn't poon swoozled me.

by Jesse McCormack October 6, 2008

poon satchel

Used when storing items in the poonal region. Thus, one's poon becomes a satchel...a poon satchel.

"Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"

"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."

by vaginal toadmen April 1, 2009

Poon Crack

The slit of the female reproductive organ. Noun: Vagina

I like me some nice tight poon crack.

by beatdownmonk September 23, 2009