I'm calling the police

Saying this in the hood is a reliable way to get yourself killed.

Gangsta: yo tryna cop this fat sack?
Snitch: I'm calling the police!
Gangsta: scuse me mothafucka?
Snitch: yeah you hea-
*Gunshots*

by СукаБлять December 9, 2023

drone police

drohn puh-lees

noun

A person often observed to be overreacting to perceived risky images or video. A person that thinks they know all the regulations in every country and believes they are entitled to judge people against those supposed regulations.
A person that often does not check the locality of the image or video being posted and often attempts to apply local, often misunderstood, regulations to said video or image.
Also known to assume image or video is from a drone rather than a platform or other aircraft.
Often claims or at least assumes that a pilot posting said images or video is unlicensed or at the very least does not have permission to fly where they assume the image or video was taken/recorded.

Related forms:

Sheriff

I had the drone police commenting on my video posted on Facebook last night.
The drone police reported my video to FAA/CASA.

by Norgan June 4, 2018

Ning police

Someone who hunts a Ning

person 1: 2.2 isn't coming out
person 2: you Ning!!! im calling the Ning police!

by Freshbaked_bred June 26, 2023

Fun police

My sister pcso fiona

Pcso fiona commented on a joke in a whatsapp group and had all the siblings running for the hills Fun Police

by Tim1987 February 14, 2022

Police state

A totalitarian state where people have to ask permission to do anything.

People end up with a police state if they don't wake up and fight to keep their government in check. Sometimes it just keeps getting darker, there's no guarantee the light at the end of any tinnel is going to be daylight.

by Solid Mantis January 26, 2021

Emotional Policing

When someone seems intent on telling you to stop feeling a specific emotion. Usually negativity because you're "bringing everyone's mood down" or something similar. Even when you hide your emotions in public and say one offhand comment about how you really feel,there will most likely be someone there to enact Emotional Policing. You're expected to change yourself despite how you truly feel,despite how many facts you have to back up your emotions (which you shouldn't need because that notion seeks to invalidate emotional response). Emotional Policing is everywhere.

Example one:
Todd: "Yeah,Project 2025 is going to hurt a lot of marginalized people and minorities. I'm worried my friends will die."
Bill: "Oh my god,stop being such a fucking doomer Todd! Just relax,everything will be okay."
Todd: "Oh yeah,I should totally 'just relax' when the people I know are going to be hurt or killed. Fuck you and your Emotional Policing,Bill."

Example two:
Jerry: *Expresses even one negative emotion.*
Tom: "SHUT UP YOU DOOMER PESSIMIST NEGATIVE NANCY DOOMER DOOMER DOOMER! BE HAPPY GODDAMNIT DON'T DRAG DOWN THE MOOD OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU STOP IT"
Jerry: "Fuckin' Emotional Policing.."

by Lazthedictionist November 23, 2024

tinder police

When you find your bro’s girl on tinder so you play tinder police and expose that dumb broad.

Me: Hey bro last night I turned on the speed burner and was swiping and found your bitch on tinder. So I decided to catch her and play tinder police!
James: Really bro? I know I should’ve took my pop tarts and ran from that fucking grenade.

by YungTBagger January 13, 2023