He works as a phone basher
by Scarecrow1488 September 22, 2018
A mobile phone in technology terms, considered to be "Pre-historic" - A mobile phone so old it doesnt even have a camera on it!
Look at that guy there using his "Calculator Phone" - That thing is so old it has moss growing on it!
by Brendan Thomas November 23, 2007
When someone continues to call you even after you tell them to stop calling. And they make any excuse to call or talk to you and all you want to do is pull out your hair because he/she is getting on your last nerves!
by anonymous119293 July 13, 2008
Slapper: Dude Check out What My Phone Can Do!
Victim: What Can it Do!?
Slapper: "Phone Slap" *Slap*
Victim: Asshole!
Victim: What Can it Do!?
Slapper: "Phone Slap" *Slap*
Victim: Asshole!
by Arnold AWESOME! January 09, 2009
I don't believe in cell phones, becaues the devil made them. They kill people and rape their souls, then when they are done they throw you into a firey pedagogue.
by Sheena Roxx February 12, 2011
When it feels like your phone is vibrating in your pocket, but it turns out that your leg was just twitching.
by The Unwanted Hero November 12, 2009
"Dumb phone" is a coarse reference to the largely obsolete portable cellular telephones (of differing brands) made from 1983 to 1999. Majority of them were manufactured by Motorola from 1983 to 1999. Other manufacturers during that period include Ericsson, Sony, Nokia, Mobira and Oki.
Contrary to popular belief, dumb phones do not refer to feature phones (mobile phones made from 2000 - present with little features as compared to smart phones).
Contrary to popular belief, dumb phones do not refer to feature phones (mobile phones made from 2000 - present with little features as compared to smart phones).
Al: Did you see that New Zealand ad? The one about the gal who used a dumb phone 'coz her insurance plan was so damn expensive?
by Heych September 16, 2010