Period-squirts

When a female is on her period and farts, the blood often makes a noise once the gas from the anus hits it, making it sound like a squirt.

Angie: * Period-squirts*

Lucy: "OMG WAS THAT SHIT!?"

Angie: "NO! I'M ON MY PERIOD!"

Lucy: "Oh! It must have been Period-squirts . My bad!

by Kazcaz September 6, 2016

period

hell bloody hell

shes on here period so leave her the fuck alone

by onmyperiodrn October 25, 2022

Periods

The most annoying thing women go through every month if they don't get pregnant. The cramps feel like being kicked in the groin repeatedly. On top of the pain, women also bleed for a week or so as the uterus sheds its lining. If a woman has endometriosis, then that week she'll be in moderate/severe pain and have heavy bleeding. Women will generally avoid swimming if tampons cause discomfort. They will also avoid wearing light colored/white pants, dresses, skirts, underwear, jumpsuits, and rompers incase there's a leak. The blood that comes out also smells bad, so a woman might smell a bit rank during that week. There have been women who've BEGGED doctors for a hysterectomy, but doctors won't do it because of the stupid notion that all women should have children when there's already more than enough people on the planet.

I want a hysterectomy so I won't have periods anymore, but I'm forced to suffer despite not wanting to have children because the government forces the doctor to say no. All of my underwear have embarrassing brown stains from dried blood. If I go a month without my birth control, I'll be in agony and have heavy bleeding because I might have endometriosis. My life is hell.

by Failurebitch March 11, 2025

period burp

A queef when you’re on your period.

Look at her pants, Hannah definitely had a period burp.

by rebecca berk October 9, 2020

Period cape

A garment of clothing tied around a woman's waist that covers her butt concealing any accidental period seepage.

That chick must be on the rag. Check out her period cape

by Big C 68 February 25, 2017

Period

Uterus wants a baby. But person don't want the baby. So uterus make's person's life a living hell. Literal war flashbacks for anyone that experiences this.

Shit I just got my period

by ssplashingttwo April 4, 2024

Period sis

An eloquent expression of approval, generally used by by young adults to display agreement with a controversial or contentious statement.

Most people say Tom’s mom is ugly but I think she’s hot af.

Period sis

by Chessorganist June 2, 2023